I think I'm turning Deutsch,

I really think so

This week I have:

• taken the express train to and from work Monday through Wednesday and complained when a train was only five minutes late
• ridden my bicycle (30 minutes each way) to the company where I was working, on Thursday while wearing a skirt and on Friday while wearing a low-cut blouse
• eaten pizza with tuna fish on it
• ridden in a Mercedes twice
• caught myself spelling my native language E-n-g-l-i-s-c-h, while teaching it

If you think the following joke is funny, you may also be turning Deutsch.
"Do you know Bavaria? It's near Germany."

Days until repatriation: 34